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PlayStation 6 will be the final station that you play in a series of playing stations produced by a little known family business called Sony. It will contain technology so revolutionary that only people who are spinning around can understand it. Socially it will completely change how boys and unemployed men spend time together. It will be so hi-tec that only children will fully understand its complexities. It will run on ten hydrogen fuel cells smaller than a smartie, but which will never melt in your hands. PS6 will happen at a time when human history is not at its kindest as every once in a while Earth people can be just a little batshit-insane. It will however help a lot of sad people who want to have a fun, being heros, playing pointless games, with people they have never met, and don't even like very much. }}

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  • ... that babies explode when you put them in the microwave?
  • ... that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?
  • ... that we must nuke the whales, or the hippies will win?
  • ... that the only thing money can't buy is poverty?
  • ... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting?

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