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The Pleisteichon, better known as the PlayStation, is a gadget of doubtful utility invented by Leonardo da Vinci back in 1502 before or after Jesús de Chamberí, what else does it matter?


Redesigned in 1994 by Federico Jiménez Losantos and Matías Prats (son), it was marketed by Sony, a company belonging to the PRISA and COPE group, being a bestseller in Burkina Faso, Greenland and Malibu (second toy sold after Stacy) .

In this redesign, the game storage system in pipe shells was changed to cedeles. No one could know at that time what they had just done. The lusers, realizing that this round thing with a black background fit perfectly in the cup holder of their fish tank, threw themselves in droves to put the above-mentioned cedeles to see what happened.

The belief that if they put me in and took out 501 times while the computer was turning 360 degrees underwater, it quickly spread through the lusers' forums, but seeing that it didn't work, they forgot the idea.

Ige Age

It was not until 1492 when Pendejoliev, when putting the CD of marras, appeared the assistant of the Mero. The thing was to sew and sing: Next->Next->Copy->Yes-> Bingo! The following was the massive shipís installation on all consoles and the creation of an elite of lusers versed in the art of the next, next, copy.

As a result of this, Piracy, social effect and infernal weapon arose that together with the bottle and Interne are driving all the facades of this country that is Spain crazy and creating a community of Geeks who will dominate the world tomorrow (That tomorrow will be today, but today is tomorrow and not today, but tomorrow), end it, end the lawyers and therefore start an orgy of sex, silent, impressive blind that will lead the world to absolute happiness and later to its complete destruction.

However, today every home has a PlayStation next to the TV taking dust.

Modern Age

Even so, Sony, the creator of the toaster and piracy, believed that its console would sell more if they copied exactly to the perfection of its competition, Nintendo (some poor guys who let themselves be copied) .After Sony, seeing the great success, He decided to give onion papers to all his employees so that they could copy themselves from Nintendo and destroy the land thanks to Dr. X's Lightning while everyone plays with their infernal machines sucks brains.

Currently, Sony is looking for new achievements with which to give a spiritual breakthrough following the bushido code AR Quintana's version:

  • Plagiarize coffee cups from Nintendo factories
  • Plagiarize coffee machines from Nintendo factories
  • Plagiarize the cards of workers of Nintendo factories
  • Plagiarize the names of Nintendo's trainees
  • Plagiarize the company name (Nintendo) by calling Nintendo
  • Plagiarize Mario with Crash Bandicoot
  • Plagiarize NES games by making 5.7 4-bit games for a console called Gamestation.
  • Plagiarize CAPCOM so that no games came out for Nintendo.
  • Plagiarize the Red Cross so that Nintendo games don't have blood.

Relevant Data on PlayStation

  • Such is the PlayStation monopoly in the bloody Video Game War, that the Royal Academy of the Spanish language wanted to change the term 'video console' in the dictionary to 'PlayStation', since people used to call a console "PlayStation" anyone. There were cases of mothers who called PlayStation in the microwave.
  • All reviews say PlayStation innovates a lot. Thanks to this comment, we finally know that the criticisms are manipulated by dark threads woven by Sony, since we all know the great "innovation" of PlayStation: Take successions one after another with slight differences to the prequel (Prince of Persia 1, 2 , 3 ... Tekken 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ... Devil May Cry 1, 2, 3, 4 ... Final Fantasy 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 , 9, X ... er ... Overload due to excess numbers) Gran Turismo 1, 2, 3, 4, 5; Metal Gear Solid 1, 2, 3, 4; Resident Evil 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6; Silent Hill 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and its long and endless random stories to each of the sequels.

Play 2

The Plei, commonly pronounced as the Pleidos, is that device designed for entertainment and used by one who does not dedicate more than a few games to the GTA, FIFA or another dubious quality title.

It is common to identify it as a PlayStation, although its differences lie in its entrails. While the $ony gadget is a chaste and virginal consolilla, the Plei is a hotbed of pirate chips welded by the cousin of the Yoni, the one that has the cedés shop next to the Bolas workshop.

See also

  APERTURE SCIENCE     :     GUIdos   -   Video Game Console Viewing Module                              

Apple iMac - iPod - iPhone - iPad

Atari Atari 1300 - Atari 2600 - Atari Jaguar

Microsoft Windows - Xbox 359 - Xbox 360 - Imaginabox 360 - Xbox One

Nintendo NES - Super Nintendo - Nintendo 64 - GameHypercube - Game Boy Advance - Gameboy Micro - Wii - Nintendo DSi - Nintendo 3DS - Wii U

Sega Sega Master System - Sega Genesis/Mega Drive - Sega CD/Micro CD - Dreamcast

Sony PlayStation - PlayStation 2 - PlayStation Portable - PlayStation 3 - PlayStation Vita - PlayStation 4 - PlayStation 5

Others:  Magnavox Odyssey - George Foreman Grill - ZX81 - ZX Spectrum - Ti-83 - Puu - YBox