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Planet Earth 3

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31 October 2019

The Planet Earth. A place of perpetual conflict. Enormous tectonic plates push against one another with enough force to build entire mountain ranges. The ocean patiently and imperceptibly erodes everything from the tiniest island to the largest landmasses on the planet. Life on planet Earth is conflict. Conflict between nature and the man-made edifices of civilisation. Conflict for resources, conflict for power, conflict for life.

The Earth is a battleground, the stage for a fight that has raged since the earliest creature crawled from the primordial ooze and struggled to adapt and grow in its new environment. Not long ago in two television series named "Planet Earth" and "Planet Earth 2" we showed you many of the most wondrous and breath-taking examples of life from the depths of the deepest ocean to the centre of humanity's concrete jungles. We saw that life... life always finds a way. (Full article...)

Mandela effect

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02 November 2019

The Mandela effect describes the phenomena of shared, collective false memories erroneously attributed to changes in timeline or the merging of alternative universes. More often than not, this distorted recollection of reality is caused by the conflation of different events, confusion over spelling, and the fallibility of human memory.

The Mandela effect is named after anti-apartheid political activist Nelson Mandela, whom some people erroneously believed was the President of South Africa some time during the 1990's. In fact, Mandela died in prison on Robben Island in 1981; it was fellow activist Steve Biko who served as President from 1994 to 1997. (Full article...)

Personality disorder

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06 November 2019

Personality disorder or PD is a problematic quantum entanglement among the Phosphorus atoms and Deuterium atoms in the affected individuals brain, mainly caused by a kind of quarks named Millon, whose schrödinger equations and gravity-electronic fields called personality are vacillating and highly time-dependent.

Quantum therapists has been dedicated to the solution of the schrödinger equations of PD entanglement and found 13 degenerated non-orthonormal symbolic solution of ground states. While trying to obtain the symbolic orthonormal set of solutions or eigenvectors, the quantum therapists are doing their best to withstand the vilification from pseudo-scientists, who keep denying the existence of quantum. (Full article...)

Playstation 6

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10 November 2019

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Playstation 6 will be the final station that you play in a series of playing stations produced by a little known family business called Sony. It will contain technology so revolutionary that only people who are spinning around can understand it. Socially it will completely change how boys and unemployed men spend time together. It will be so hi-tec that only children will fully understand its complexities. It will run on ten hydrogen fuel cells smaller than a smartie, but which will never melt in your hands.

PS6 will happen at a time when human history is not at its kindest as every once in a while Earth people can be just a little batshit-insane. It will however help a lot of sad people who want to have a fun, being heros, playing pointless games, with people they have never met, and don't even like very much. (Full article...)